After hearing the first six seconds of When The Levee Breaks in 1972, Mark became a Bonzohead and joined the school band as a drummer. 

 

A 40-year journeyman of wedding bands and piano bars, Mark taught music in public schools in the Twin Cities suburbs for over three decades, and now brags he made it that long without murdering a child. 

 

*And that his former students are performing all over the world now.  

 

Mark is strongly considering going back to grad school for his theremin performance degree.

 

Seeking a Duluth Trading endorsement deal.  

 

Mark much porefers Pixar and Disney over all others.